This post is an important report on the status, health and overall happiness of the Morris family pets.
Singer the canary is in love with his own reflection. He spends all day puffing up his feathers and looking at himself while singing his orange head off.
The kitchen counter frogs are still alive. They have survived a whole year. One is fat and one looks anorexic. The reason for these differences in size is still unknown.
Tabitha recently had a bath and is extra adorable. Certain family members keep forgetting to let her out in the morning so the queen mother of the Morris family has had extra cleanup. This ticks the queen mother off (not ticked at Tabitha, only those negligent family members that forget to let her out)
This concludes our report. I will keep you abreast of any notable changes or events. Thank you for reading.
Singer the canary is in love with his own reflection. He spends all day puffing up his feathers and looking at himself while singing his orange head off.
Fish has been acting odd. Sleeping in very late in the morning. Tipping to one side while sleeping. Will keep you posted if this is a foreshadowing of his eminent death.
Serious discord in the hen house. Koochy and Lacy are best friends. Enjoying dust baths as shown below.
Sam has had a sudden personality change. No longer is she the timid henpecked weakling. She is following Lacy around and giving her the evil eye, then suddenly without provocation she attacks with all talons and beak!
Golly continues to ride his high horse. He is shedding and yet still acts as if we are honored by his presence.
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